Conversations with Suz: Post-Turkey Edition

How you know you’ve known each other for far too long: 

Suz: Do you want to see the scrapbook I’m making?
Me: Sure. 
Suz: You have to get up and see it
Me: I don’t want to. 
Suz: If you don’t move, that’s how you’ll get fat. 
Me: *Cackles hysterically*

The evolution of Suz’s experience being a dog owner: 

Suz (to dog): What are you eating? Why are you so dumb.
Me: Did you feed her this morning?
Suz: Sort of.
Me: Did you feed her?
Suz: Who cares.