Conversations with Liza: Home Remedies

It’s Friday. The office has been a little wacky this week. No wonder conversations like these abound:

Liza: Monica says you can put Mylanta on your sunburn, let it dry, and then your sunburn gets better and you get brown.
Me: Really? Huh.
Liza: Also she suggested putting lemon on Kameron’s sty.
Me: WHAT?! But that’s an acid.
Liza: But it didn’t help.
Me: In a group of fairly well-educated adults, nobody thought this was a BAD IDEA?!
Liza: I think it spread more afterwards.